How come you're not running?
[NPC] Lewis......
UUUUUUGHHHH.... Diana noooooo!
We still don't know how you got in here. But being here at all means it must have been a pretty clever plan. You wouldn't have come in here without some way to escape, would you?
[NPC] Blue SpiritAh, now there's an excellent question.
[NPC] LewisHey... babe... here's an idea...
...We kill him... and not worry about it! Okay?!
Lewis, shut it and listen.
Something is off about this guy. I've been watching him. He doesn't flinch when you point a gun at him like normal people do. In fact, the first time you shot him... I don't think he was even paying attention to your gun. He didn't try to dodge either. Why?
[NPC] LewisBecause he has a death wish?
omfg you're such an tard.
How afraid are you of getting shot?
[NPC] LewisNot a whole lot.
Okay. How come?
[NPC] Lewis......Because we're undead?... And we're only kill from headshots?
Very good.Wanna take a guess at why
he's not afraid of getting shot?[NPC] LewisOh shit! I remember! Some of you mother****ers are already undead like us! So you wouldn't be afraid of dying, would you?
[NPC] Blue SpiritDeath is my girlfriend, actually.
[NPC] Lewis......
[NPC] LewisAhahahahahaha! I think I like this guy!
Our bodies are undead. We're not afraid of getting shot to pieces, but sunlight can still do a number on our regenerative abilities if we're not careful. You're different. You don't have
any survival instincts. If we killed you, what exactly would happen?
[NPC] Blue SpiritI suppose my spirit would wander aimlessly through this dimension until another portal opened up. I could always follow you until you went through the mirror again, hiding in the walls and zip through the other side. After that I guess I would need to get another body from my superiors.
[NPC] LewisHoly shit this guy's unkillable!... Like some kind of super zombie!
[NPC] Blue SpiritThat's a colourful way of putting it, but I suppose you're right. My connections with death give me a plethora of privileges. I can even survive in daylight. If you're interested, I could pull a few strings to give you two the same benefits.
[NPC] LewisFor reals?!
Well well well, maybe I judged too quickly. Sounds like this guy's useful enough that he outweighs the risks!
Alright then! Welcome to the Zombie Gang, new recruit!
Now so fast. Let me make this clear:
we still don't trust you. That's why we're keeping you in Sam's mirror world as our hostage.
[NPC] LewisY-Yeah, what she said!
We'll also need to know how you got in here without us noticing. Wouldn't want you trying the same trick twice. Also, you need a mask to be part of our gang.
Diana puts on her mask.
Like this.
[NPC] LewisOh yeah...
Yeah, you're gonna need a mask.
Lewis puts on his mask.
[NPC] LewisWe're kinda going for a theme here, but if you had a mask with you I guess we could let you join...
But if you don't have one you'll just have to be our hostage.
[NPC] Blue SpiritA mask is it? Well, why didn't you say so?
Alex reaches under his hat for something.
[NPC] Blue SpiritHow about this?