Hmmmm....
Oh! Oh yeah it's working alright! Got m'self a Vir-Tu-Al avatar thingamabob and I'm riding the android hivemind!
Whoa nelly! What in blazes is that?! Some kinda... server looks like it.
Well I'll be! Them androids have been collecting data on nearly every guest and all their iterations in the park. Looks like some kind of psychological analysis on nearly everyone. Kinda reminds me of medical records, now that I think about it.
[NPC] PriscillaWha?!
Priscilla pokes her head out from Jim's coat with a look of terror on her face.
Well it ain't like I
didn't give being a field medic a go! I was just so gosh darn good at healing people, figure I was wasting my talents fighting. Course, that was before I realized I could make people grow teeth from just about anywhere on their body.
[NPC] AmyEWWW I'M IMAGINING IT! I NEED BRAIN BLEACH! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!
But yeah, I handled medical records from time to time. Still remember what they look like at least, and these are pretty similar too.
[NPC] PerseusWell I did order Andromeda to take care of the guests. Of course, I only meant physical, but Andromeda must be going the extra mile. What can I say? Perfection.
[NPC] MichiI'm going to castrate you, Perseus.
[NPC] PerseusWH-WHAT FOR?!
Want me to read some out to you? Here's a good one.
"Drossel Starwood. Perfectionist. Possible Obsessive Compulsive Disorder."
[NPC] DrosselWHA!? THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Wait, there's more.
"Asami Matsuri. Signs of emotional regression. Possibly caused by some past trauma."
"Amy Blair. Nearsighted. Mentioned being diabetic, but no evidence was found to support this."
"James Fadbury. Short term and long term memory issues. Talks to furniture. Possible schizophrenia case."
"Chihiro Mizuki. Compulsive hoarding disorder. Possible anger management issues."
"Goldie Guisachan. Is a dog. Perfectly normal."
"Marvin Omann. Low self-esteem. Hex placed on him."
"Angela Tatel. Subject is highly dangerous. Avoid at all costs."
"Bugsy Travis. Confused..."
[NPC] Bugsy II...What, is that it?
"...sexually."
[NPC] Bugsy IIOH COME ON!
[NPC] AiWhen I asked your androids to keep the guests safe I didn't mean to go around profiling everybody!
Yeah, I wouldn't take a lick of this as gospel. What do a bunch of over-medicated tin-cans know?