10th Aniversary Depredation!

In April 2006 AniOnline was created and then slowly died off. Join us as we mourn the loss of AniOnline on it's 10th anniversary.
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[NPC] North Korea
Hey guys, check your GPS for a sec. Something weird 's going on.

Post » Sat Jun 04, 2016 6:09 am

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[NPC] Priscilla
Which one was the GPS?

[NPC] North KoreaRightmost icon on the third row.

That's the web browser.

[NPC] North KoreaWhat page are you on?

Page 2.

[NPC] North KoreaGo to page 1.

That's the news feed. What does the GPS look like?

[NPC] North KoreaIt's a globe with a little star on it.

That's the Alarm clock.

[NPC] North KoreaThe Alarm Clock has a moon with a little star on it. Look for the one with a globe. It's a ball with a grid pattern on it.

Found a grid ball, but there's no star.

[NPC] North KoreaAre you using any custom skins?

No- Oh wait, no, I found it. I moved it to page 4 because I never use it. Silly me.

Post » Sun Jun 05, 2016 5:53 am

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[NPC] Drossel
Th-This can't be right! It says we're in Little City!

[NPC] PriscillaHey, is either of you guys's internal clocks off? I keep getting notifications that my clock is wrong. "Inconsistency with UST, please update internal clock." I mean, I can dismiss it, but it's just going to pop up again in an hour... Could have sworn it was early in the morning when we left...

[NPC] MichiWell we were underground for a few hours, maybe it's noon now?

[NPC] North KoreaThat's the problem. If we moved to another timezone then it shouldn't be noon right now.

Um, I don't think it's only our internal clocks that are wrong. Check the Universal Calendar.

Post » Sun Jun 05, 2016 5:59 am

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[NPC] Priscilla
The hell? It says it's August, but it's suppose to be the middle of December...


Now that I think about it... it got really hot all of a sudden.

Post » Sun Jun 05, 2016 6:01 am

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[NPC] Michi
......what the hell...

[NPC] PriscillaI know, right? It's not like we changed hemispheres or anything...

No, not that. Check the guild's home page. There's a shit ton of announcements missing. All of Swansoon's Halloween Town reports are gone, as well as Halfie's fanfiction that I moved there as a joke. Heck, almost all of her rough drafts are gone too.

[NPC] DrosselAll of my guild funding announcements are gone too. ;_;

[NPC] PriscillaOn the bright side, all of PhotoElem's shitposting has vanished. Small miracles, amirite?

Sensei, is something wrong?

Gimme a sec Cilla...

......... No way...

[NPC] North KoreaWhat's up?

I just remembered something... Now don't freak out, but do you guys think time travel is real?

[NPC] North KoreaIunno. Maybe.

Post » Sun Jun 05, 2016 6:12 am

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[NPC] Drossel
Do you suppose that's what happened?

[NPC] PriscillaWhat if it's the dungeon playing tricks on us?

[NPC] North KoreaThe dungeon can't hack the internet. It doesn't explain our GPS, calendar, or missing website announcements.

Hold on, let me try and sign in...

That's weird. My password doesn't work.

[NPC] MichiDid you change it recently? Try using your old password.

Hmm....

Huh?! I'm getting a notification that someone's trying to hack into my account!

Post » Sun Jun 05, 2016 6:19 am

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[NPC] Michi
That does it. I'm putting this to rest.

[NPC] PriscillaWhat are you gonna do?

I'm gonna make a phone call.

[NPC] DrosselTo whom?


Myself.

Future!Michi pulls out her PDA and makes a call to their guild headquarters.
Meanwhile, in an unspecified location overseas, Present!Michi gets a call in the middle of doing guild paperwork.



[NPC] MichiWho is this?

It's you from the future.

[NPC] MichiBullshit. Who is this really? I swear if you're that Reflection girl from Halloween who can change her voice-

Haha, no you caught me. I'm actually an electric ghost living inside the internet who makes prank phone calls to pass the time. Do you like Mudkips?

[NPC] MichiUgh, Piss off!

Present!Michi hangs up.




Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha~

We've friggin time traveled! This is amazing!!!

Post » Sun Jun 05, 2016 6:24 am

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[NPC] North Korea
And this is funny how?

[NPC] MichiBecause it's awesome for me! Of all the freaking days to jump to, it had to be today! Some higher being out there must really like me, because this is the best Christmas present I could have ever asked for!

Christmas present?

[NPC] DrosselWhat did you get?

Post » Mon Jun 06, 2016 5:34 am

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[NPC] Michi
Oh it's not what I got. It's what I'm going to get!

[NPC] NorthAnd that is?....

A second chance at some sweet, sweet booty!

[NPC] PriscillaWh-what?!

Priscilla you know what I mean.

[NPC] PriscillaO-oh... right...

[NPC] DrosselShe probably means we're going to be up to no good again.

And that's not all! Think about it. We have the chance to be in two places at once, and you can bet I plan to exploit the hell out of that!

[NPC] DrosselOh what a surprise I was right.

...But first! I need to make a trip somewhere, and make the claim on the treasure I was always meant to have! After that we can figure out what to do with our... disposition? Is that the right word? Ah whatever. Who's with me?!

Post » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:57 am

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[NPC] Drossel
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[NPC] PriscillaWe are!!!

[NPC] North KoreaWe are.

[NPC] Drosseluuuuugh... We are.

[NPC] MichiDamn right you are!

Post » Fri Jun 10, 2016 10:58 am

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